Wait, there's obviously something wrong here - a massage is done in your underwear 😳

I'll pay a little extra and give the maid a dick (it was good, I'll do it again)

She admitted that she wants 3 dicks at once - which is just what we're good at

He fucks the fuck out of me, and I don't give a fuck that he's my sister's husband

I was masturbating her, and then it came out like a gush 😱 Who knows what that is?

"By the way, you're adopted!" - get the hint? Cause I'm stuck, and my son doesn't fuck around

I sleep over at a friend's house, what happens? At most, his dick goes inside me

Husband, fuck my twin. She doesn't believe you have a great dick

Wife brought a friend to fmf, I cum in her 👀 Is that okay?

No shame, no conscience! She spread her beautiful legs and got aroused right in a train

That's the flexibility, I'm fucked - she reached her clit with her tongue 🫢

You jerked off with your legs - well done! Now spread your beautiful legs (I'm gonna put the end in her)

My wife found out I was cheating. I had to put it in her ass too

Honey, don't panic. These are my friends. They're gonna fuck you, and I'm getting married

I'm horny for my stepbrother. Now he has to fuck me

She's sweating on my cock - and I'm cumming on her pussy, that's the way it is 😉

Sorry if I offended 🙄 cunnilingus and creampie will make up for it, eh?

What happens if you touch a sleeper's dick? Spoiler alert: there's a creampie

A little kiss and a little caress and you're ready for sex, let's fuck

He spotted us having sex, so what now 🙄 Why don't you fuck both of us?

Friend girl, don't freak out - if you want to cum, I can give you cunnilingus 👅

Told me to see what's in my pants, I sucked it and didn't tell you to fuck off

I have a half-brother 👀 I've seen him in porn, you can fuck with him

There's no money, but you don't have to! You have to stand doggystyle to pay